
“Orphans of the Storm” (1921) - D.W. Griffith

dirklaughingalonewithjakesbutt:
dirk-the-sugoii-brony-prostitute:
Does this mean I’m Ethan or a Cyndaquil?
You’re the bag. *smacked*I’m Frank West.
How fucked am I? MORE LIKE HOW FUCKED IS EVERYONE ELSE.I’m….-thinks-
Commander Shepard.
…Shiiiiiiiit
…I’m Gordon Freeman
oh
My- m-my- pokemooon…
I’m Detective Cole Phelps. Fuck.
Considering my utter lack of coordination, I stand a very high chance of dying by falling on my goddamn sword as Link. UGHHHHHH
I’m Len Kagamine. Damn it man, not again.
im link
okay im good
Holy shit I’m Batman. Emily this makes you Joker or Robin. Take your pick.
I’m either Duke Nukem or The Currier OH FUCK YEAH! I’ll be all like “I’ve got balls of steel!” and then kill the whole Legion…
Dylan just misspoke and said “My little Porny”
Now he’s making a theme song for it.
“My little porny, my little porny, ahahahahah!
My little pony!
I used wonder what intercourse could be!
My little porny!
until Futashy shared her penis with me!
It was a big adventure, with tons of fun.
A beautiful dick faithful and Strong.
Sharing it was an easy feat!
And lubricant made it all complete!
My Little Porny!
Did you know you’re all the best in bed?”